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I thought this was cute... Made a little rhyme about my name:
G     Gee, sigh... Oh
e     Eh, A, Extremely, Aye, yes, I, Jo
R     Is, reverse, Jerjo, exists, Go Jo Mo
a     Gero, Germany, GD! Ho
l     Oh. elder Yo
D     End of story? No...

Jo      True
Seph    not U

Lindsly  Lastly, Lens of wise God, Levi, R U ME?

GI Joe ...---... OSO? Over and . . - .? Ok. Out.



Good LORD, why should I suffer so much due to the evils of men and mice? My God, where are you?

Romans 15:1
We then that are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak, and not to please ourselves.

Unfortunately, Paul got quite a few things wrong while he was chained down with nothing but gruel and water plus pen and paper. The Strongest must always see to their own protection First for how otherwise are we to help the Weak? We simply cannot do this to our own destruction. The Stronger depend on their higher-ups too, you know. -gerald, 2014/06/13 08:53


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If you are not Gerald Driving this CYBERPOWER (Alcatron),
Get off you dumb ass! Unless Anonymous.
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= FOO Mo? PEACE-time to USA. Bring INDEPENDENT Bastard O'Bamaha back from Saudi Arabia with more of OUR good men home! Go. entering

2014-06-02: Hot butt, Juny Babe?

Duke Energy's customer service department is brainless. Their technician lied to me about only owing $25 and then sneakily and promptly turned off my power in the middle of a 911 call I was making at the time about another burglary to myself and my corporations. They still haven't turned my power back on, so I am running our office off of a borrowed outlet from the laundry room in the basement. BONEHEADS! Are you a part of CNUB power-ups or not?

1800 FaceBook post: gets so many visitors that have so much fun reading the BLOG that they forget to create an account and log-in. Everything is not FOOKBACE! Be a real freind and create an account there so you can WIKI a page to the World of my Best Friends. and btw new dot com is published with a copyright 2013 trademark with the State of Ohio as a 1 pound box of D&D CARD Game. Hoyle up.


2014-05-09 0907:

Cincinnati Concerned about a recent Burglary (via Cincinnati Concerned about a recent Burglary.


May 7, 2014

~1400: Essentially forced by friends, Deaconess Hospital released me as sane.

1520: Finally at home after nearly a week was taken from my life, I called WLWT and spoke to Stu. I informed him that I was going to call 911 and report an illegal search and seizure, aggravated assault, a home invasion, kidnapping & burglary. I then called 911 in Cincinnati and had to speak with the supervisor on duty. She told me she would contact me via email as my personal phone is still not working. Over the next several hours, I waited for a legitimate response. During this time, I called 911 and WLWT twice each to report further details and complain. I finally managed to flag down a passing stealth cruiser and explained that I needed the immediate assistance of a detective. I was told that Officer Knox was on the way. At this time (1848), there is still no reportable help from trusted authorities that were made aware of the situation! WLWT told me that they called the cops, but WLWT says they were told that no crime had been reported at my home address. I further discovered from examining personal effects which were returned to me that robbery was also committed.

1848: Published the above 2 paragraphs here. (1856) I corrected the grammar and details above.

1900? (7:00pm EST to those not familiar with the military time standard MSTD).

2002: Emailed most of my friends, family, and work partners the following:

Dear Friends, Associates, and other concerned Parties:

I was composing this email when a Cincinnati police officer showed up outside my window to investigate the recent crimes committed upon myself by Hamilton County deputies, its mental health system and other unknown individuals.

The officer advised me not to touch certain items within my home because aliens possibly left prints which they did not wipe clean.

Please look at the top of the main page at to understand further. Thank you.

Gerald Joseph Lindsly
GI Joe = 292-60-5765


May 3rd, 2014

Hello All! GD! I am confined again. I wish silly bastards in law enforcement uniforms would apply the law to themselves as willingly as they apply it to others. This time: I aggravated a neighbor and he called the goon squad; easily avoided. 2nd time, he had a squad of 3 to annoy me. 3rd time, theirs was a posse of 5 sneaky sheriffs in black clothes crawling around while one of them managed to point a taser-gun at my face. I came out of my home with hands in the air and they led me to an unmarked black car and drove me to the insane asylum.

As far as the confinement goes, I have asked WLWT, WCPO & WKRC (TV Channels 5, 9, & 12 in Cincinnati) to investigate and assist. So far, little help... I even specifically gave them permission to edit this Wiki. Just like everyone else has permission. I'll eventually fix any boo-boos made by others. Nothing changes without a backup being made.


April 28, 2014

Proof: XXvXY = XTC + 1^ Doctor Thyself? Funny? Huh! Edit


Well, what can I say? I guess the cat is out of the bag that I sometimes have "episodes" of irrational behavior. They say I have Bipolar Disorder. I am usually disoriented and confused for only a few days, but the mental institutions are easier to get into than out of. I believe that I should have to break a law before I get hauled away.


2014-01/04 :1341

Over the last several days I have been confined within a rubber room otherwise known as a "Quiet Room". I was rarely quiet. I vocalized my objections to the cannibalistic assaults conducted upon my person by Goon Squads, "doctors", "nurses", and TPWs(Temporary Patient Workers). I am still in deep pain due to several attempts on my life. At one point, one of the "security officers" had my head pinned to the floor with his palm on my forehead near my temple and his other hand on my jaw. He pushed until my skull cracked. I have an old injury there where there is a steel plate and 4 screws installed. This was excruciatingly painful for several days. For now, I have convinced them that I will be co-operative until Monday. They say they will assign me a different doctor and pursue my release. Let us hope so.


2013-12/30 :1412

I am currently being held captive due to a kidnapping offense by a district 2 Cincinnati police officer on 12/22.

I am on the 7th floor of old Deaconess Hospital (now operated by University Health, Cincinnati). I have been subjected to intimidation, forceful near-rape physical abuse and many multiple injections of Benzene-derived or other fat-soluble psychotropic poisons.

Please Help!


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After cleaning the freezer, I was left with tainted meat and other nasties left behind by a so-called friend. I lit the mess on fire inside a trash can which was inside another trash bin. There was no way the fire would have raged out of control as I was standing right there feeding it matches. Around the corner comes Occifer Numnutts with a taser gun pointed right at my face, he says: "Close that and get down." I compiled. While at gunpoint, the rest of the squad arrives along with a fire truck. By the time the lid is lifted from the trash bin, it is at least a minute later and it opens with practically an audible "Whoosh" of smoke that rises rapidly to the eaves. Fire rookies poke around the fire and finally manage to put it out. CSI fiddles around trying to figure out what they can charge me with. He settles on a misdemeanor 4 "Starting a fire with could have caused $500 damage." There never was a threat of fire on the loose.

Five minutes later "Crisis Mobile" from the University Health complex shows up. Against the U.S. Constitution, they proceed to break into my home. They put me in cuffs and hauled me off to have my head examined.

In brief: While confined, they corned me 3 times and forcibly injected Ativan and Haldol (to which I am known by University Hospital to be allergic). I consider this torture as the nerves to muscle are negated and vision glows. No recourse other than to endure the pain. The Natzi nurses claim to have a doctor's order for on-the-fly administration of poisons.

At a hearing held before Bitchistrate Karen D. Rosen, I was denied the opportunity to submit the following statement:

If I may address the court:

Your Honor, on May 20th an incident occurred in the rear parking lot of my current address, an apt building at 4010 Montgomery Road, Norwood, Ohio. Now, if your would refer to the affidavit alleging mental illness, even my address is incorrectly given as 2022 Williams Street #5. Whereas on May 20th, University Hospital's Mobile Crisis team did kidnap me from my current residence at 4010 Montgomery as afore stated.

The incident refereed to above did involve the following steps: I was undergoing an eviction process initiated by my landlord, Carl Jones of C&C Jones, LLC. due to some cross words we had had during the last three years during which I faithfully paid rent to C&C Jones. C&C Jones were responsible for allowing a Norwood police officer and Carl Jones himself to be inside my apartment some days after I had been arrested on a disorderly conduct charge by a Norwood officer and confined downtown in the so-called Justice Center for 10 days where I was physically beaten and near raped with a cow prod in the small of my back near my psyatic nerve and right kidney.

Apologies for digressing, but the disagreements I had with Cliff and Carl Jones largely stem form those days during which I was confined and lost many thousands of dollars of property from my apartment due to burglary. I had specifically told the police officer who drove me to the JustUs Center that my apartment was unlocked and open. Returning to the incident at hand (May 20th), I was cleaning my refrigerator out. A previous friend had left poisoned and spoiled food in my freezer including what I thought were frozen dirty diapers and other aged meats of questionable origin. Not desiring to poison the raccoons, opossums, birds and other wildlife near the city dump, I attempted to burn off some of the fungus and poisons by setting fire to the entire garbage can of mess I had hauled out of my freezer. The fire was completely under my control and easily put out if need be - by using a bucket and the utility sinks of my apartment building. Suddenly a Norwood copper comes flying from around the corner with a tazer gun pointed directly at my face. Ho told me to shut the lid on the trash bin and to hit the deck. I immediately complied. By the time a backup police car and the fire truck arrived with CSI on board, the fire was raging hidden inside the trash bin (dumpster style that rolled out to the street as a courtesy of Rumpke). When the police man finally flipped the lid on the bin, a plume of smoke shot 3 stories high straight up the back of the apartment building.

To make a long story short, CSI finally wrote me a ticket for a misdemeanor-4 (starting a fire which could have caused a minimum of $500 damage). This is incorrect - if left alone I would have proper attended the fire and seen that it was put out shortly after burning a little of the poisons off to give the meat a "for sure" tainted smell which wildlife would have avoided except the desperate scavengers. Instead while CSI poked around, I was kept sitting on the dirty and hot pavement at gun point.

As the police, CSI, and Emergency squad were leaving, I picked up the remains of the ashes and coals spread on the ground, threw them into the trash bin and clearly remember saying, "God damn, don't you assholes even know how to put out a fire?" I slammed the lid shut on the bin at went inside. University Mobile Crisis was called to the scene to kidnap me out of my home. I repeatedly told them I did not need their "concern" for my mental health and asked them several times to go away from my private residence. Escorted by numerous police, they put heavy cuffs on me (which did break my wrists) inside my own home without any warrant or crime being committed. I have been confined at Deaconess Hospital for over ten days - much longer than the term usually dished out for an M4.

During this time, I have several times been forcibly injected with chemicals which are known to be neuro-transmitter inhibitors (and I am allergic to such benzene derived poisons particularly Haldol).

Now you are asking me why I don't trust a doctor who wants to make me stupid with experimental use of Depakote, Depakene, Lithium, Ativan, Haldol and/or similar drigs?

I have served above and beyond any punishment due me for my "misbehavior" and respectfully request my deserved freedom as requested by the Declaration of the Independence: The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Sincerely, Gerald J. Lindsly May 31, 2013


Out of the Nut House

2013-06-04: Give not sleep to thine eyes, nor slumber to thine eyelids.

Hi Dr. De Rhodes, Crisis Mobil and Deaconess Hospital & University Health.

Stay tuned 'til the 'morrow.

Oops. Already tattled. gerald, 2013/06/08 10:47


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I'm #1. Of course, each individual IS #1 to themselves. Can WE be FRIENDS forever again?

Please create an account here before you get too lost, pretty please?

New Age Flag Representing our World here on Earth.

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The real question is where are You? I really don't know. Please create an account and sometimes your friends will help you.

United Anthem
Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's eerie light?
Yes, the knight shall come to save the day.
Daily become a better self. That is your right.
The truth'll become your answer on the way.

Key to the Clue:
Reality is only a single bit traveling at the ultimate speed. Nobody ever knows what comes next.

Evil/live depends on who you're friends with. What is your viewpoint? I never will know that. But I can try to see it, by reading what you have written. Sins happen and there is not much we can do to prevent that, but try to be Good.

"Yeah, I'm a nigger too. Nigerian for my own life." White Boy: Look at all the colors. It's easy for a white boy to get burned by the Sun. We're also Eskiomo's. Black men usually know what they're doing, too. So, don't worry about the colors too much please. Colors change very fast.

Don't worry about it. The River Nile is still there. Of course, each has their own likes and dislikes.

Try out this Wiki in the Sandbox.

Please feel free to express your ideas here on this CNUB hosted wiki. Just follow WOG guidelines and you probably won't be banned. -Gerald

btw, I often go off on imaginative tangents and like word games and poetry... So don't take everything you see on this site seriously. Some of it is very serious. When it comes down to the facts, my logic is very good at sorting them out. I hope you appreciate my sense of humor. Some of this is written purely to entertain myself occasionally.



A little late for April Fool's day, but the ides are killers.
I was having some fun twittering about the #giveaway at (which ends at midnight tonight) when


Boston Marathon - April 15th, 2013

I got the word about the explosions at the Boston Marathon finish line. Saw this and got really upset:

Responding with shock, I tweeted a little too much combining #BostonMarathon with Magic Mêlée™ PR and suffered a 1 hour Twitter ban. The good thing is... I came up with: #Magic is the first name, but watch out for the Mêlée™ while trying to inspire police and SWAT.
@komonews @webn @AP_CorpComm #Guaranteed Contract for a poor soul to pull the switch. 5 #free copies of #Magic Mêlée™. #BostonMarathon I guess I went a little too far. Nice move, Twitter. You're cool with me even if you don't remember 110 baud modems. ;) denied service to; therefore, tuspended for its own mistakes. To be implemented as! Then might redirect a few.

Not much on prayer myself, I offer my Hope that the Bostonian's will see this through to its inevitable conclusion. My heart is with you. -gerald, 2013/04/15 18:49 (@Gerald Lindsly)

Proverbs 16:1
The preparations of the heart belong to a man, but the answer ... Is from the LORD.


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2012-03-13 0208: Or maybe not... AVG scared me a good one. Silly uninstall program was busted copying EXEs and DLLs to the TEMP directory. Not a good move, AOL. However, this could be an innocent mistake, but I'm glad AVG caught them anyway. I have since moved my TEMP directory out of the Windows directory. Much safer, ya dimwit Bill. Why did you ever think temporary files were to bloat Windows until your hard disk dries up?

2012-03-12 1826: NEW VIRUS ALERT: AOL (America Online) Instant Messenger (AIM) Uninstaller is probably the cause. AVG Resident Shield screamed while the machine was uninstalling AIM:

AIM uninstaller is a virus

After a clean boot and with nothing else running, I was tired of AIM wanting to launch my browser to BS every time I rebooted... Uninstalled it and it tried to leave me a gift.



Apparently, I haven't had much interesting to say for a while. I've been busy working in collaboration with 10gen, Inc. I built rmongodb in a few months and released it as open source. If you're interested in statistics, the combination of the R language, rmongodb, and MongoDB makes for a nice tool set.



GAME *is* LIFE. Universal rules applied to everything.

Oops, that's a secret that takes years to figure out. Cat out of the Bag now? It's called Physics.



Been zoning again. Anyways... ;) Merry Christmas!

FTW? Yeah? Kiss your own ass goodbye.

Warming up to make out my New Years Resolutions List...

Sorry to blow your Christmas, but here is a simple proof that there is no God:

History is fact and there is no changing it. If God knew this would happen, he would not have bothered to make it happen. There is no need for Time in the Universe to a true God. "Snap your fingers, punk, and get this pointless story over with; or do you call this entertaining yourself?"

Sorry if that sounds like blasphemy, but the fact of the matter is that you can have Faith in the Truth. There is a certain Rhyme and Reason to Reality. It's Laws can never be broken. If you experienced an event, you better believe that it did happen. Hopefully you can recall the Past to extract Knowledge and Wisdom from memories. This is called Learning and grants you the ability to deal with similar occasions better in the Future. Be wary though: abuse of the Mind, Body, and Soul can lead to contradictory thoughts because your senses might incorrectly interpret the outside World. Peace to you and live your life as if each day was a HOLY-day. gerald, 2010/12/26 13:33



xp: Experience is supposed to grant you Wisdom varying by your degree of Intelligence. Neophytes (newbies) learn; same way you are still learning. So be quiet about noobs and NUBs. ;)






By what way is light diffused, or the east wind scattered over the earth? -Job 38:24




1905: Projected path of Igor (1700)... To become a major hurricane soon.



1253: I just got home with Hunan Beef from the Double Dragon II! Mmmmm, yum! 'YUM!' is hardly the word for it. Awesome... Repeat customer for sure. Hella bang for the buck.

"Thus I establish My covenant with you: never again shall all flesh be cut off by the waters of the flood; never again shall there be a flood to destroy the earth." -Genesis 9:11

1054: Listening to strings at CNN Live 9/11 Ceremonies in Shanksville.

1031: Light showers in Cincinnati. Sigh, Yes!

1000: Almost afraid to type those numbers in.



0150: 8th Stud roll: 3 two's, 6. We rockin' them bones, WEBN!

I will pay my vows to the LORD now in the presence of all His people, in the courts of the LORD's house, in the midst of you, O Jerusalem. Praise the LORD! -Psalm 118:18-19

0008: Got your Bic handy, Jones? I got a torch you can light. Did somebody say 'Johnny-Five' ?



2325: Rockies shooting us a cold front.

2030: All clear... High stalling Hermine for a day or so. Don't dry it out totally; need a blast. Detecting wave from the south anyway. 10-4.


1830: Remnants of Hermine heading for Cincinnati. Hermine Remnants

1715: Florida pastor calls off Quran burning

1640: Peace Sign

1500: Sometimes the Tree of Life is represented (in a combination with similar concepts such as the World Tree and Axis mundi or "World Axis") by a staff such as those used by shamans. Examples of such staffs featuring coiled snakes in mythology are the caduceus of Hermes, the Rod of Asclepius, the staff of Moses

So the LORD said to him, "What is that in thine hand?" He said, "A rod." And he said, "Cast it on the ground." So he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from it. Then the LORD said unto Moses, "Reach out your hand, and take it by the tail" (and he reached out and caught it, and it became a rod in his hand.) -Exodus 4:2-4

1400: Forecast_2010_09_09

1235: As long as we throw Rev. Terry Jones into the fire once it gets smokin'...

I bet he thinks twice about flipping his Bic now.

WKRC says they'll pass the word on. WLWT advised.

Bran Swashbuckler: Such idiots are the cause of the ongoing war. *sigh* either side /religion

1007: Get pushin' with a Texass HIGH... Blow that wet stuff up here. :)
And he arose, and went into the house; and he poured the oil on his head, and said to him, "Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, 'I have anointed thee king over the people of the LORD, even over Israel.

'And thou shalt smite the house of Ahab thy master, that I may avenge the blood of my servants the prophets, and all the blood of all the servants of the LORD, at the hand of Jezebel.

'For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

'So I will make the house of Ahab like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, and like the house of Baasha the son of Ahijah:

And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her. ' " And he opened the door, and fled.

2 Kings 9:6-10



Happy Labor Day!

New Flag of The United States of America: (51 States)

US Flag 51g - Final 0 = 51 = Washington, DC.

2030: Thanks for the nice weather, Estella. Tropical Storm Hermine threatening Mexico and Texas. 2036: Hey! Great Lakes... Spin that rain down here to Cincinnati.

Do not rob the poor because he is poor, nor oppress the afflicted at the gate; for the LORD will plead their cause and plunder the soul of those who plunder them. -Proverbs 22:22-23




A GOOD name is rather to be chosen than great riches, and loving favour rather silver and gold. - Proverbs 22:1

The future can never be completely predicted. Something unexpected always happens. There is no end to the story. Always something next and new; a new problem to solve. Life usually has many of the answers, and it's a smooth ride, but spikes happen. -gerald, 2010/09/05 00:28

0204: What da heck somebody call Blue Angle for at this hour? I am getting the feeling BEHEMOTH got lonely and scared from too much quiet. What's Gaston up to? 0218: No longer a tropical storm at present... No Major headlines... Looks quiet on all fronts. All's Well - A beautiful sunny Sunday in store for most of us. (BEHEMOTH says sorry, but maybe I can get some work done now ;) Time for a stroll/roll. Clear night sky for the stargazers.








Katrina Souvenir



2010_08_30 1240: Back from yet another false lock up. Catching up.



Pardon me, but some silly Christians are in the habit of sinning like crazy, apologizing all over the place and not doing a damn thing to make amends. They gonna get Shinto-ed, I believe. -gerald, 2010/08/24 23:02

Proverbs 2:7 -> He stores up sound wisdom for the upright; a shield to those who walk uprightly. (He is)



1227 milstd: Danielle assumes dragon form @ 1220. Ease up with the microwaves, silly satellites. Thanks go out to for quick compliance.

2010-08-25 0530: Danielle now projected (by most computer models) to hook right as earlier predicted. I am not so sure. Other computer models don't have CNUB AI online, but at least I let the word out. Some mistakes made as personal situation has been volatile. Obstinate US Citizens still burning fuel like crazy, speeding every damn where but where they need to be. I dare ya to fire a big one off, OPEC. Yeah, yeah, wouldn't be a wise move, Gee. They sure do know how to piss off Gaia though.

Case in point: a local army private told me: "I'm leaving for Iraq in 3 hours." "Don't go," I replied. "Staff Sargeant recruiter gave me the order." "Fuck that", says Gee, "What are you? Army or what?" "Army." "Staff Sargeant? Tell him to kiss your ass. Try Air Force, Navy, National Guard, Army Reserve." "I'm active duty Army." "Don't go over there to commit more war crimes. Long over due to bring our good guys home." Blah, blah. "You hear me? Don't go over there and die either." Blah, blah. "10-4!, see ya." "You have fun."

2010-08-25 0500: To be hot and dry in the SE US states and the Gulf soon. Will suck up a lot of moisture and fumes though. Cape Cod to get rain and high winds soon due to vortex turbulence. Central US needs the rain, Danielle. Bring it on. Plenty of time for South Denise to make room. 0517: Cirrus (and Jet Stream) over Cincinnati; Dew falling.

1022: Gemini Denises: Canada being pounded by unnamed Hurricane.

0333: Claritin found to be extremely addictive. Swells nasal passages not long after consumption due to body's bounce back mechanism's. May provide short term relief during allergen outbreak. Watch you don't catch a cold afterwards. 1137 misltd: Denise launching a high at Danielle.

2010-08-24 0842: BP sludge boiler piping wet fumes NE for some time to come. Take that, Britainia. Time to get out of Florida for long while; likely to rename Miami to Atlantis.

2010-08-24 0157: Charlies doors blown off by Denise. Major high over Washington state. Catfight in store? Long arm of Denise extending NE to low in Canada to New Mexico with severe storm front marching east and south across continental US.

2010-08-23 0331: Charlie changing base to Dallas. 0711: Sol taking another swing around. Record highs and dry weather in Cincinnati vicinity for a while. Charlie fades as previous Michigan high extends arm SW. Good news but powerful storm front has formed over the Rockies over night. Strong high to NW of US to push it eastwards. High bubbles merging in SW; Charlie story not over yet. NE US getting drenched.

2010-0823 0012: Danielle likely to hook NE and remain over Altantic.

2010-08-22 1300 milstd: Subtropical High (Inverted-hurricane) Charlie forming rapidly over Denver and Texas. To be followed by Hurricane Danielle?


2008-08-24 0447

911 called. Silly bitch answering phone was laughing. I said, "It's not funny. Are you stupid?" "911 Emergency, what is the nature of the emergency?" "Police better start turning on sirens when responding to 911s." "Police do whatever they need to." "It's an emergency. What are you doing sneaking up on citizens using stealth cruisers while the crimes continue? Police better start turning their sirens on." click

'Blue,Green,Yellow,Red: 2679. Try that one, Simple Simon.'

"Duh, a thousand?"

MultiHuedDragon: What ya need, Gee?

Tinkerbell: Starlight, so bright, gonna see Orion tonight.

MOON will go down some first.

Good morning, Venus. Long night for you and Orion, too. Sunball coming up hot soon. It will be cool for a short while. I wish the silly people would get out and walk instead of running around like chickens with their heads cut off, burning gas as quick as they can find it. Have a nice day!


Flashback 2009-06-05

Puppets, CCO delight.

Madcap's production creates a different kind of of 'Don Quixote'

Consider the MOTH ...


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