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Blue-Ray: Piece of junk. And if you have given me the copyright to view some crapola, we'll pirate it for sure. Give me once. Take back not fair play... Cool Movie: The Rite. FREE passes are called digital. Think you got a nice money laundering scheme out there in Hollywood? Nothing but shit from the 'beautiful' people. Who in the fuck cares if you can ACT? I'm REAL and that will never change. -G.
Case in point: Place, Japan. Ultra what, my lord? Man was. Tried - TRUE & proven to be so. Facts of whose LIFE?
Good Lord! When will they ever learn that selfishness brings the world down? I do hope you at least work for yourself (1st). What ya want? Gift? Oops, here ya go. Try raising the standards of your itty-bitty peephole up to the IDEALS in the universe.
NUB
is a set of high performance C++ codes providing indexes for variable-length keys, compressed resource files, and an istream interface for blocks of memory. Now supports Unicode keys and 17+ trillion gigabyte file sizes.
PLEASE see
NUB
.
Try out this Wiki in the
Sandbox
.
Please feel free to express your ideas here on this CNUB hosted wiki. Just follow
WOG
guidelines and you probably won't be banned. -Gerald
btw, I often go off on imaginative tangents and like word games and poetry... So don't take everything you see on this site seriously. Some of it is very serious. When it comes down to the facts, my logic is very good at sorting them out. I hope you appreciate my sense of humor. Some of this is written purely to entertain myself occasionally.
CNUBBERS (
see banner too!
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2012-03-13 0208: Or maybe not... AVG scared me a good one. Silly uninstall program was busted copying EXEs and DLLs to the TEMP directory. Not a good move, AOL. However, this could be an innocent mistake, but I'm glad AVG caught them anyway. I have since moved my TEMP directory out of the Windows directory. Much safer, ya dimwit Bill. Why did you ever think temporary files were to bloat Windows until your hard disk dries up?
2012-03-12 1826: NEW VIRUS ALERT: AOL (America Online) Instant Messenger (AIM) Uninstaller is probably the cause. AVG Resident Shield screamed while the machine was uninstalling AIM:
After a clean boot and with nothing else running, I was tired of AIM wanting to launch my browser to BS every time I rebooted... Uninstalled it and it tried to leave me a gift.
2011_08_05
Apparently, I haven't had much interesting to say for a while. I've been busy working in collaboration with
10gen, Inc.
I built
rmongodb
in a few months and released it as open source. If you're interested in statistics, the combination of the
R language
, rmongodb, and
MongoDB
makes for a nice tool set.
2010_12_30
GAME *is* LIFE. Universal rules applied to everything.
Oops, that's a secret that takes years to figure out. Cat out of the Bag now? It's called Physics.
2010_12_26
Been zoning again. Anyways... ;) Merry Christmas!
FTW? Yeah? Kiss your own ass goodbye.
Warming up to make out my New Years Resolutions List...
Sorry to blow your Christmas, but here is a simple proof that there is no God:
History is fact and there is no changing it. If God knew this would happen, he would not have bothered to make it happen. There is no need for Time in the Universe to a true God. "Snap your fingers, punk, and get this pointless story over with; or do you call this entertaining yourself?"
Sorry if that sounds like blasphemy, but the fact of the matter is that you can have Faith in the Truth. There is a certain Rhyme and Reason to Reality. It's Laws can never be broken. If you experienced an event, you better believe that it did happen. Hopefully you can recall the Past to extract Knowledge and Wisdom from memories. This is called Learning and grants you the ability to deal with similar occasions better in the Future. Be wary though: abuse of the Mind, Body, and Soul can lead to contradictory thoughts because your senses might incorrectly interpret the outside World. Peace to you and live your life as if each day was a HOLY-day.
gerald
, 2010/12/26 13:33
2010_12_10
xp: Experience is supposed to grant you Wisdom varying by your degree of Intelligence. Neophytes (newbies) learn; same way you are still learning. So be quiet about noobs and NUBs. ;)
2010_09_16
Forecast_2010_09_16
2010_09_12
By what way is light diffused,
or
the east wind scattered over the earth? -
Job 38:24
Forecast_2010_09_12
2010_09_11
1905: Projected path of Igor (1700)... To become a major hurricane soon.
Forecast_2010_09_11
1253: I just got home with Hunan Beef from the
Double Dragon II
! Mmmmm, yum!
'YUM!'
is hardly the word for it.
Awesome
... Repeat customer for sure. Hella bang for the buck.
"Thus I establish My covenant with you: never again shall all flesh be cut off by the waters of the flood; never again shall there be a flood to destroy the earth." -
Genesis 9:11
1054: Listening to strings at
CNN Live
9/11 Ceremonies in Shanksville.
1031: Light showers in Cincinnati.
Sigh
,
Yes!
1000: Almost afraid to type those numbers in.
2010_09_10
0150: 8th
Stud
roll: 3 two's,
6
. We rockin' them bones, WEBN!
I will pay my vows to the
LORD
now in the presence of all His people, in the courts of the
LORD
's house, in the midst of you, O Jerusalem. Praise the
LORD
! -
Psalm 118:18-19
0008: Got your Bic handy,
Jones
? I got a torch you can light.
Did somebody say
'Johnny-Five'
?
2010_09_09
2325: Rockies shooting us a cold front.
2030:
All clear
... High stalling Hermine for a day or so. Don't dry it out totally; need a blast. Detecting wave from the south anyway. 10-4.
1830: Remnants of Hermine heading for Cincinnati.
1715:
Florida pastor calls off Quran burning
1640:
1500:
Sometimes the Tree of Life is represented (in a combination with similar concepts such as the World Tree and Axis mundi or "World Axis") by a staff such as those used by shamans. Examples of such staffs featuring coiled snakes in mythology are the caduceus of Hermes, the Rod of Asclepius, the staff of Moses
So the
LORD
said to him, "What
is
that in thine hand?" He said, "A rod." And he said, "Cast it on the ground." So he cast it on the ground, and it became a serpent; and Moses fled from it. Then the
LORD
said unto Moses, "Reach out your hand, and take
it
by the tail" (and he reached out and caught it, and it became a rod in his hand.) -
Exodus 4:2-4
1400:
Forecast_2010_09_09
1235: As long as we throw
Rev. Terry Jones
into the fire once it gets smokin'...
I bet he thinks twice about flipping his
now.
WKRC
says they'll pass the word on.
WLWT
advised.
Bran Swashbuckler
:
Such idiots are the cause of the ongoing war. *sigh* either side /religion
1007: Get pushin' with a Texass HIGH... Blow that wet stuff up here. :)
And he arose, and went into the house; and he poured the oil on his head, and said to him, "Thus saith the
LORD
God of Israel, 'I have anointed thee king over the people of the
LORD
,
even
over Israel.
'And thou shalt smite the house of Ahab thy master, that I may avenge the blood of my servants the prophets, and all the blood of all the servants of the
LORD
, at the hand of Jezebel.
'For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:
'So I will make the house of Ahab like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, and like the house of Baasha the son of Ahijah:
And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and
there shall be
none to bury
her.
' " And he opened the door, and fled.
2 Kings 9:6-10
Forecast_2010_09_08
2010_09_06
Happy Labor Day!
Proposed flag of the 51 United States of America:
2030: Thanks for the nice weather, Estella. Tropical Storm
Hermine
threatening Mexico and Texas. 2036: Hey! Great Lakes... Spin that rain down here to Cincinnati.
Do not rob the poor because he
is
poor, nor oppress the afflicted at the gate; for the
LORD
will plead their cause and plunder the soul of those who plunder them. -
Proverbs 22:22-23
2010_09_05
Forecast_2010_09_05
A
GOOD
name
is
rather to be chosen than great riches,
and
loving favour rather silver and gold. -
Proverbs 22:1
The future can never be completely predicted. Something unexpected always happens. There is no end to the story. Always something next and new; a new problem to solve. Life usually has many of the answers, and it's a smooth ride, but spikes happen. -
gerald
, 2010/09/05 00:28
0204: What da heck somebody call
Blue Angle
for at this hour? I am getting the feeling BEHEMOTH got lonely and scared from too much quiet. What's
Gaston
up to? 0218: No longer a tropical storm at present... No Major headlines... Looks quiet on all fronts.
All's Well
- A beautiful sunny Sunday in store for most of us. (BEHEMOTH says sorry, but maybe I can get some work done now ;) Time for a stroll/roll. Clear night sky for the stargazers.
2010_09_04
2010_09_03
2010_09_02
2010_09_01
2010_08_31
2010_08_30
Katrina Souvenir
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2010_08_30 1240: Back from yet another false lock up. Catching up.
Forecast2010_08_25
Pardon me, but
some
silly Christians are in the habit of sinning like crazy, apologizing all over the place and not doing a damn thing to make amends. They gonna get Shinto-ed, I believe.
-
gerald
, 2010/08/24 23:02
Proverbs
2:7
-> He stores up sound wisdom for the upright; a shield to those who walk uprightly. (
He is
)
News
1227 milstd: Danielle assumes dragon form @ 1220.
Ease up with the microwaves, silly satellites.
Thanks
go out to weather.com for quick compliance.
2010-08-25 0530: Danielle now projected (by most computer models) to hook right as earlier predicted. I am not so sure. Other computer models don't have CNUB AI online, but at least I let the word out. Some mistakes made as personal situation has been volatile. Obstinate US Citizens still burning fuel like crazy, speeding every damn where but where they need to be.
I dare ya to fire a big one off,
OPEC
.
Yeah, yeah, wouldn't be a wise move, Gee.
They sure do know how to piss off
Gaia
though.
Case in point: a local army private told me: "I'm leaving for Iraq in 3 hours." "Don't go," I replied. "Staff Sargeant recruiter gave me the order." "Fuck that", says Gee, "What are you? Army or what?" "Army." "Staff Sargeant? Tell him to kiss your ass. Try Air Force, Navy, National Guard, Army Reserve." "I'm active duty Army." "Don't go over there to commit more war crimes. Long over due to bring our good guys home." Blah, blah. "You hear me? Don't go over there and die either." Blah, blah. "
10-4!
, see ya." "You have fun."
2010-08-25 0500: To be hot and dry in the SE US states and the Gulf soon. Will suck up a lot of moisture and fumes though. Cape Cod to get rain and high winds soon due to vortex turbulence.
Central US needs the rain,
Danielle
. Bring it on. Plenty of time for South Denise to make room.
0517: Cirrus (and Jet Stream) over Cincinnati; Dew falling.
1022: Gemini Denises: Canada being pounded by unnamed Hurricane.
0333: Claritin found to be extremely addictive. Swells nasal passages not long after consumption due to body's bounce back mechanism's. May provide short term relief during allergen outbreak. Watch you don't catch a cold afterwards. 1137 misltd: Denise launching a high at Danielle.
2010-08-24 0842: BP sludge boiler piping wet fumes NE for some time to come. Take that, Britainia. Time to get out of Florida for long while; likely to rename Miami to Atlantis.
2010-08-24 0157: Charlies doors blown off by Denise. Major high over Washington state. Catfight in store? Long arm of Denise extending NE to low in Canada to New Mexico with severe storm front marching east and south across continental US.
2010-08-23 0331: Charlie changing base to Dallas. 0711: Sol taking another swing around. Record highs and dry weather in Cincinnati vicinity for a while. Charlie fades as previous Michigan high extends arm SW. Good news but powerful storm front has formed over the Rockies over night. Strong high to NW of US to push it eastwards. High bubbles merging in SW; Charlie story not over yet. NE US getting drenched.
2010-0823 0012: Danielle likely to hook NE and remain over Altantic.
2010-08-22 1300 milstd: Subtropical High (Inverted-hurricane) Charlie forming rapidly over Denver and Texas. To be followed by Hurricane Danielle?
2008-08-24 0447
911
called. Silly bitch answering phone was laughing. I said, "It's not funny. Are you stupid?" "911 Emergency, what is the nature of the emergency?" "Police better start turning on sirens when responding to 911s." "Police do whatever they need to." "It's an emergency. What are you doing sneaking up on citizens using stealth cruisers while the crimes continue? Police better start turning their sirens on."
click
'Blue,Green,Yellow,Red: 2679. Try that one, Simple Simon.'
"Duh, a thousand?"
MultiHuedDragon
:
What ya need, Gee?
Tinkerbell
:
Starlight
, so bright, gonna see
Orion
tonight.
MOON will go down some first.
Good morning,
Venus
. Long night for you and Orion, too. Sunball coming up hot soon. It will be cool for a short while. I wish the silly people would get out and walk instead of running around like chickens with their heads cut off, burning gas as quick as they can find it. Have a nice day!
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